1. Women tend to cry when angry. Men interpret this as sadness and react as such - they tend to be uncomfortable or disgusted by tears.
2. Women don’t really think a guy who register no emotion/is stoic is “a rock.” They think he’s an untrustworthy sociopath.
3. Women aren’t giving you “permission” to cry. They are thinking, well, if I drop dead, he’s gonna be perfectly happy!
4. You may want to marry a man. They will appreciate you emotional range, particularly the negative values, and your damn charts and graphs bragging about such.
5. You are instructing women, and telling on you.