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Don’t forget women enjoy sex with men they LIKE. The attraction starts to die off once the guy starts to act like you’re ordinary, and then you think, Christ, I’m going to have to give him an endless, thankless BJ, perhaps-(perhaps) get some lame oral for 30 seconds before that is mercifully ended, and then he starts pounding away until faking an orgasm is the only way to make this stop. And this is just to keep the peace. The whole time you think about how this is your life now and how he tricked you by acting like you were someone he actually cared about when you were dating.

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Stephanie Stevens
Stephanie Stevens

Written by Stephanie Stevens

Wishes she had a gong, like on The Gong Show, but for stupid ideas (especially her own). Please don’t ask me what I think if you don’t want to know.

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