Stephanie Stevens
1 min readSep 28, 2021

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I can’t get over the statements defending Brexit? It’s objectively a shit show with only negative outcomes. So the defense of it is based on…feelings? Like, “I identify with only these imaginary boundary lines drawn on this map as being my homeland, and as such wish to punish all others dwelling within these imaginary lines with restrictions, despite all the diplomatic, legal, and technological efforts previously made to make goods, services and employment (wealth) accessible”. Why? “Well, England doesn’t seem very British any more. We’re losing a certain je ne sais quoi” How so? “Megan Markle! She ruined everything! So of course I’m not complaining as I shiver, cheeseless in the cold, after my Boomer friends and our parents and I destroyed the economy with our posh friend Boris! We’d rather slowly die than accept the world has changed and our bigotry has always been destructive and ugly! Go away foreigners! Understand once and for all you were for chores (and precious metals/oils mined from your lands)!” [Scene]

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Stephanie Stevens
Stephanie Stevens

Written by Stephanie Stevens

Wishes she had a gong, like on The Gong Show, but for stupid ideas (especially her own). Please don’t ask me what I think if you don’t want to know.

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