I guess I always assumed from men’s behavior around children…kind of…disinterested? That no men wanted children? I thought they all wanted to be children, and the center of their wife’s universe, and then wake up one day with two handsome adult sons that had cool cars and hot girlfriends and were also astronauts who retired from playing professional baseball, but also liked to listen to his stories and get his thoughts on things, and also, let him drive the rocket on Sundays.