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I’m married and every night, sex or not, I find myself dreaming that my husband turns into a hot fudge sundae. Im madly in love with him and NOT fat. He just snores and trying to snuggle me and is bigger than me and smushes me. Also I get a little snacky and ice cream is awesome at 2 am.

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Stephanie Stevens
Stephanie Stevens

Written by Stephanie Stevens

Wishes she had a gong, like on The Gong Show, but for stupid ideas (especially her own). Please don’t ask me what I think if you don’t want to know.

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