Is this my Father-in-law? Bob? Is this you? It seems like you…but I’m not hearing the uncomfortable jokes that you don’t understand are somehow sexist and racist and still pitiful somehow, showcasing your fragility and narcissism and low self esteem simultaneously.

Are you going to describe how you approach women at the bank, or anywhere, who are making purchases (“frivolous” purchases, sometimes for medical reasons or prescriptions), and tell them about your financial rules, for women only, starting by having a man “sit her down and give her a talking to, and lay out some rules - every time she’s tempted to make a purchase, remind her, you’ll be throwing something you already have at home out!”

Extra point: Launch into the tale of how this worked out previously for you, with your former wife. What did she end up throwing out again?