My husband gets furious just seeing his face! I laugh and laugh and say, you just don’t get it old man, I’m so tired of dealing with your mother, hearing about traffic, and your lunch details…when’s the last time you gave a shit about my lunch BTW?

Remember when you were fun!? And DGAF, really DGAF about anything but ME? Because I don’t!! Now buzz off, go stare at your phone somewhere else.

I saw somewhere online that Pete was popular bc his face was the same shape as a bicycle seat…there were comparison photos. If that is interesting to anyone.