OMG adult men love to piss outside. I live in a rural area and I cannot seem to leave the house without seeing men pulled over randomly to do this. Shamelessly standing with backs positioned, their elbows flapped out like elephant ears at hip level, looking like jerks by the SIDE OF THE ROAD.
I always point this out to my husband, saying, you know this guy’s gonna jump out and shake someone’s hand. No hand washing. Then touch phones. Why not just put dicks in mouths as greetings, guys? Or shove hands down each other’s pants?
He never laughs.