This should be sent out en masse to every high school math, chemistry and physics teacher in the US who can snort laugh as they read it and then steal the jokes to overuse for years to the blank, completely unreceptive students who neither like nor understand puns and word play nor algebraic concepts, although the low bawdy humor will first interest and then confuse them.

However, much like their chosen careers, they are doing it for their own sadistic pleasure, not for the students, so it will be a win-win!

Thank you for writing. Hilarious.