Unfortunately, they’re leaving and we’re still direct-depositing social security checks (that we’re funding with our current paltry salaries) and internationally accepted Medicare (including airlift service, depending on Medigap plan) to these foreign destinations while most of us don’t dare go to the dentist for fear of the WTF is happening that happens when you check out, even with insurance.

So…whilst they’re living their best lives after being…themselves…all their lives, we’re actually paying for it. They should have to surrender their government benefits at the border.