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Why wouldn’t you just ask her? When not in a sexual situation, mention that sometimes you are sometimes so overwhelmed with desire for her you can hardly hold yourself back. Are you an idiot or have you never heard the expression “bodice ripper?” It’s such a common female fantasy that it’s a cliche.

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Stephanie Stevens
Stephanie Stevens

Written by Stephanie Stevens

Wishes she had a gong, like on The Gong Show, but for stupid ideas (especially her own). Please don’t ask me what I think if you don’t want to know.

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